Disclaimer: It's a filthy work of fiction filled with fabrication of facts. I have all due respect for both the protagonists. Any resemblance of the alphabets Z and J to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Mr. Z called up Ms. J yesterday. The former is the President of one of our neighbouring countries while the latter is one of hottest female stars in Hollywood. Of course, there is nothing going on between the two. But let us allow our imagination to run amok for a bit. Could it be a Imran-Jemima or Sarkozy-Bruni kind of an affair in the making?
Mr. Z became a widower last year after the assassination of his wife. And Ms. J, despite being in a live-in relationship with a top Hollywood actor for many years, seems to be bizarrely disinterested towards marriage. Both of them are charismatic, successful, single and apparently interested. Here's how.
From what our sources tell us, Ms. J seems to have made the first move. She has donated $1M (about Rs. 5 crore) to Mr. Z's country. Now, how much of this money actually reaches the people is anybody's guess. It seems to be a gift for Mr. Z under the wraps of humanitarian aid.
Compared to what other countries and individuals have donated, $1 million is a minuscule amount. He could have even avoided calling up Ms. J, or he should have called up both Ms. J and her boyfriend because the donation was made by the them jointly through their J-P foundation.
Not only this, during the long call that Mr. Z made yesterday to her. he has also invited Ms. J to visit Pakistan sometime so that he can reciprocate her gesture. A little birdie tells us that Mr. Z first met Ms. J during his last trip to the US. He was apparently very pleased after the visited and had even said that the friendship with US has been a blessing.
Apparently, the two of them had kept their relationship under wraps for long and its only now that they've started fuelling speculation.
Surely, something's fishy.
11 comments:
u think ur blogs too popular tht there gonna b war btw india n pak if som1 reads it?
u cud hav revealed Z and J.. Zardari assole n angie slut.. u ate away a 'have' in between btw..
Whaaw. Insightful analysis! Really, something fishy
@ anonymus
:) no, but the law has become strict on bloggers of late. why take the risk?!
and, 'have' inserted!
@ jimmy
:P
Seems to be a work of some "Page-3" journalist!
But good job. You have improved upon certain areas which were lacking in your previous post.
Where did u read this though?
That's fantastic journalism! India tv wishes to recruit you.
@ apurv
thanks. it was there in the newspaper
@ crazy photon
im glad! the efforts (or the lack of them) have paid off!
update:
read it in CT today - 'Jolie for President?'
:O
Did they also say president of what?!
@ crazy photon
i didn't care to read
Just make up something, you're with India tv now.
@ crazy photon
yaay!
(i wish! even an internship would've been fun))
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